Monday, September 8, 2008

Ode To A Panty

Oh blessed, life-changing, granny panties
Why didn't I buy you 10 lbs ago?
Goodbye vanity and red squinch lines
Hello sexless, stretchy comfort waistband.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh Granny Panty
You are so cozy on my bump
And you squeeze my plump rump.
Without you I feel itchy and bitchy
You are my friend
On my rear end.
~FJ